Leave this to the professionals...
Looking down at the limbs of prime means of transport (aka. my legs), I had noticed a trip to the salon was needed soon for, once again, another 30 mins of leg rippin', knee-slappin' fun! Now, I dread this.... no it is not fun having a conversation where everyother word is interrupted by: Jesus Christ!. You'd think I'd be in church.
Having nothing else better to do yesterday evening I decied not to call the psudeo-sado-masochist of the hair removal field and do it myself. Besides I had a waxing kit.... it sounds like a good idea. WRONG!
Where do I begin?
After heating up the wax I began working my way around the lower leg.
Oh this is simple! Roll the wax on, muslin strip, and.....
Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the Three Wise Men!
After pulling the strip off, I noticed I got a nice chunk of hair off w/ an additional layer of skin.
Oh no I was not done yet...
After choosing not to use the Hot Wax method anymore... I ran myself up to the drug store, and pick up a cold waxing kit. Now that one worked, and was less hazardous to the skin (meaning not ripping it off). While buying the kit... at the counter the lady smirked and said: Only got half the job done, eh? Not being to thrilled w/ the comment I smiled thinking... after I'm done w/ my legs let me help you with that moustache. Getting into the car I noticed I still had a thick layer of wax I had forgot to yank off. Cringing at the thought of inflicting more pain on myself than I already had... I consulted the azure oil (removes wax).
Never again....
I love you razor.