Mindless Babble from a Mindful Person
Pick-up lines by sign...
Published on August 24, 2004 By Dutch Ambition In Humor
I am the person who always turns to the back of the magazine to see what my stars say, and the one who is always checking out the books in Barnes and Noble on the subject of astrology. I think it is fun...thought you might get a kick out of this. I am a Libra... what's yours?
Pick-up lines by the Signs
Aries I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?


Taurus I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.


Gemini Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.


Cancer Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Leo Is it hot in here, or is it just me?


Virgo Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.


Libra If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.


Scorpio Your place or mine?


Sagittarius Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?


Capricorn Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?


Aquarius You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

Pisces Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?




Comments
on Aug 24, 2004
Hey I'm a Libra, too! cute post.
on Aug 24, 2004
Libra here too! What a great sign to be. I love roses.
on Aug 24, 2004
Well we know that Libra's rule.... *shhh!* don't tell anyone.
on Aug 24, 2004
Feet on the ground, head in the clouds, Saggitarian to the hilt.
on Aug 24, 2004
I'm schizophrenic and so am I! So what is my evil twin?
on Aug 24, 2004
Should have known you'd be a Libra...

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?


Ha... I might have to try this one, instead of "Do you want to have Sex"... "No, OK, but do you mind laying down while I"???
on Aug 24, 2004
How did you guess? Do I reek that bad of one?
on Aug 24, 2004
How did you guess? Do I reek that bad of one?


It seems that Librans have one sole goal in life... to make MY life a absolute misery! True... you have not actually achieved this feat as yet, but i'll give you time...