Mindless Babble from a Mindful Person
Dutch Ambition's Articles In Humor
August 24, 2004 by Dutch Ambition
I am the person who always turns to the back of the magazine to see what my stars say, and the one who is always checking out the books in Barnes and Noble on the subject of astrology. I think it is fun...thought you might get a kick out of this. I am a Libra... what's yours? Pick-up lines by the Signs Aries I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? Taurus I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. Gemini Do you have any overdue library books? 'Ca...
August 24, 2004 by Dutch Ambition
I am the person who always turns to the back of the magazine to see what my stars say, and the one who is always checking out the books in Barnes and Noble on the subject of astrology. I think it is fun...thought you might get a kick out of this. I am a Libra... what's yours? Pick-up lines by the Signs Aries I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? Taurus I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. Gemini Do you have any overdue library books? 'Ca...
August 24, 2004 by Dutch Ambition
Looking down at the limbs of prime means of transport (aka. my legs), I had noticed a trip to the salon was needed soon for, once again, another 30 mins of leg rippin', knee-slappin' fun! Now, I dread this.... no it is not fun having a conversation where everyother word is interrupted by: Jesus Christ! . You'd think I'd be in church. Having nothing else better to do yesterday evening I decied not to call the psudeo-sado-masochist of the hair removal field and do it myself. Besides I ...
August 24, 2004 by Dutch Ambition
Looking down at the limbs of prime means of transport (aka. my legs), I had noticed a trip to the salon was needed soon for, once again, another 30 mins of leg rippin', knee-slappin' fun! Now, I dread this.... no it is not fun having a conversation where everyother word is interrupted by: Jesus Christ! . You'd think I'd be in church. Having nothing else better to do yesterday evening I decied not to call the psudeo-sado-masochist of the hair removal field and do it myself. Besides I ...
August 27, 2004 by Dutch Ambition
Let's face it we all have really shitty days where everything can act as a trigger of annoyance. The other day I went to my mom's house to spend the evening. I got to the house before she came home from work, so I decided to be nice and clean up for her. When she arrived home she wanted to head up to the market. Now, I originally come from a small town where the big events each year is the parade held on Labour Day and the annual tractor pull. Exciting, huh? Everyone in town knows ...
August 27, 2004 by Dutch Ambition
Let's face it we all have really shitty days where everything can act as a trigger of annoyance. The other day I went to my mom's house to spend the evening. I got to the house before she came home from work, so I decided to be nice and clean up for her. When she arrived home she wanted to head up to the market. Now, I originally come from a small town where the big events each year is the parade held on Labour Day and the annual tractor pull. Exciting, huh? Everyone in town knows ...